santa forgot one

I rarely check my stats.

Tonight an unexpected present loomed! My first creepy hit! Joy To The World and Come (ha) All Ye Faithful!

The searcher was, er, searching for "sexy cypriot ladies".

He (she?) didn't stay long. Oh well.
You probably couldn't afford me anyway.

(This isn't the proper post. Just in case the Christmas coma hasn't worn off yet.)

hi!

Er. Now this is embarrassing. I think I've forgotten your name; you'll have to forgive me, dear blog. Absence does not make my heart fonder; it makes it senile.

One of my New Year's resolutions is to write in a regular sort of fashion. And post the rest of those travel e-mails from the summer.

I have a few things to say and I really will type up a "real" post this week but my Dad has just come home and I want to go to the pub. Hurrah!

Merry Christmas, kids.