Thursday, 30 April 2009

things I wish I'd said to the man harrassing me as I browsed in Ann Summers

Man "Natural is better." [bonus: guess what I was looking at].

What I Didn't Say:
"Not with you."
"I'm not sure your wife would agree."
"Liar."
"My girlfriend and I don't think so."

Feel free to contribute.

PS: apologies for surfeit of sex posts.

1 comment:

Amanda Wing Yee said...

all of the above, plus
"don't talk to me about natural. i'm a tranny"

also what WERE you looking at?
i miss ann summers, my vibe is due to be replaced soon... but so many good memories..